Six months later and I'll bet you've been sitting on the edge of your seat in anticipation to find out what I've been up to, right?  Right. Well, at least humour me.

Time flies and shit happens - both the good stuff and the bad and everything else in between.  If there is anything that I have learned over the last while, it is that sometimes, no matter how much you try to plan or think ahead, what is right at the time may not be right later on.  What you think you want at the time doesn't always end up being what you really wanted all along.  We're always making decisions for ourselves based on the situation at hand and the variables always change, so sometimes the question of what is right or wrong is in itself, questionable.  Hindsight is always 20/20 of course... and now you're probably confused.  What the heck is this girl talking about?  Well, I have gone full circle and I suppose an explanation is in order...

The whole premise of Joanna's House was to document my search for a house for myself and my pooch Hero.  I looked - I did, but as the snow came down and the grass was getting ready to grow, I also started to realize that I'm not into shoveling the snow nor am I into cutting the grass at this point in my life.  My next point of realization, which I'm not sure I should make because it is quite sexist but I'll make anyway, is that there are some things around the house that I, as a girl, just don't want to or am incapable of doing (i.e. lifting heavy items, doing general repairs, etc.).  Believe me, I am very self sufficient and I do realize that I can hire people to do all those things, but the thought of having to do that doesn't really sit well with me.  I much rather have a man around the house to do those things if you know what I mean.

Fast forward a bit - I saw countless numbers of houses around my price range and nothing, really nothing felt right - well, unless I was willing to double my budget and purchase a totally gutted one!  Just to humour you, I will document what I call my catagories of houses in Toronto's Downtown Core:

House Type 1: Wow, Something Like This Actually Exists?

These houses consist of those that have butchered up, mashed up, and divided up to accomodate as many people that can possibly fit given that everyone supposedly needs to shower and go to the washroom at least once a day during regular daylight hours. So if you do the math, that's at least a good hour for each head, which means that the one house can fit 24 people! YAY or not so much?  Fine, I'm joking just to prove a point, but good grief, these rooming houses are almost so beyond repair that they aren't even worth considering.  I was shocked that people actually live in these and how many at that!  Most are in pretty bad shape too, so once I saw the locks on every door and living rooms turned into bedrooms, I was out of there.

House Type 2: Some-tings Wong!

Hey, is the house leaning to the left?  It smells kinda damp down here.  Wow, that's a huge tree and it looks like it's growing into the foundation like a tree house! I wonder what this is or why this is here?  Oh my gosh, the house is sinking! 

Get the drift?

House Type 3: This House Could Work if I had Another $100K Under My Mattress

House Type 4: Too Good to Be Trues

Not to dissuade anyone from wanting to buy a house or anything, but after seeing a bunch of houses and discovering/hearing how much work is required to get it to a good shape and to keep it that way, I decided to put my house dreams on hold.  The dream is still alive and well though... until the next episode - The Variables Have Changed.